marrying my dad?

So you're thinking of marrying my dad. Or maybe you already have. 

Either way, you have questions. As have the past women he's wooed. And since I seem to be the lucky one to provide the women in your position answers I'd like to stream line the process. Along with inform those who couldn't bring themselves to message me asking the age old question:

Why do none of my "beloved's" children speak to him? 

While my artwork is pretty clear, I will make it crystal clear. 

Your beloved (aka my dad) is a pedophile (paedophile for you Brits) aka kiddy diddler, chomo, child rapist, nonce, pedo, sex offender, degenerate, predator, rock spider, kid toucher, slot badger, chimney bottler, peedy, nonceferatu, fence vole, creepist, supeado, quadnonce, whatever term you fancy. 

Maybe reconsider marrying him? And if he's spun you some story about how sad he is that his children don't talk to him anymore do not contact me with the hope that we'll get coffee and "rekindle" our relationship. 

Dude fucks kids. 

Leave him to rot.